04-11-2010, 11:00 AM
Why Men Are Never Depressed.
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures.. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
They never have to cook if they don't want to, clean, do laundry, get things for others like telephone, food, etc.
Never have to wake up & take care of the baby, toddler or kids if they don't want to. They just nudge wife or kick her in the back while she is sleeping.
Not to mention never having to be pregnant & carrying & delivering the kids. But when they are born, they proudly take credit for everything.
Don't have to write cards to sick ones or for anniversaries, etc. as wife takes care of all that.
Don't have to buy gifts for weddings, graduations, baby showers, etc.
Don't have to make list or go shopping unless they want to.
Don't have to worry about what to cook each meal, or even cleanup afterwards.
Don't have to help kids with homework or take them to & from school, music or dancing lessons or ball practice, dentist, doctor, etc. Mom is the chauffeur.
They never have to apologize as they always blame everything on their other half.
Never have to worry about being on a budget as they give wife an allowance & they have to run household on that, but the men keep the rest for themselves. Of course if women have an income they are expected to help pay bills, for groceries, etc.
No wonder men are happier
Warm Christian Love
Bangalore
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures.. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
They never have to cook if they don't want to, clean, do laundry, get things for others like telephone, food, etc.
Never have to wake up & take care of the baby, toddler or kids if they don't want to. They just nudge wife or kick her in the back while she is sleeping.
Not to mention never having to be pregnant & carrying & delivering the kids. But when they are born, they proudly take credit for everything.
Don't have to write cards to sick ones or for anniversaries, etc. as wife takes care of all that.
Don't have to buy gifts for weddings, graduations, baby showers, etc.
Don't have to make list or go shopping unless they want to.
Don't have to worry about what to cook each meal, or even cleanup afterwards.
Don't have to help kids with homework or take them to & from school, music or dancing lessons or ball practice, dentist, doctor, etc. Mom is the chauffeur.
They never have to apologize as they always blame everything on their other half.
Never have to worry about being on a budget as they give wife an allowance & they have to run household on that, but the men keep the rest for themselves. Of course if women have an income they are expected to help pay bills, for groceries, etc.
No wonder men are happier
Warm Christian Love
Bangalore