The Top Five Shortest Lists.
The Complete List Of Tourist attractions of the Gobi Desert.
The Complete List Of Original plot ideas for movie sequels.
The Complete List Of Times children have done their chores without a reminder.
The Complete List Of Projects a husband has finished that his wife is completely satisfied with.
The Complete List Of Hillary Clinton's Senatorial Achievements.
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The Top Five Shortest Lists.
The Complete List Of People who have actually gotten off 'spam' lists.
The Complete List Of Republicans who admit Democrats are sometimes right.
The Complete List Of Democrats who admit Republicans are sometimes right.
The Complete List Of Men Who Really Listen to What Their Wives Say
The Complete List Of Women Who Think Their Husbands Really Listen to Them.
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The Top Five Shortest Lists.
The Complete List Of Career Opportunities for History Majors.
The Complete List Of Short Answers Attorney's Gave to Questions They Were Asked.
The Complete List Of Times Husbands Stopped Driving to Ask for Directions.
The Complete List Of Times Husbands said 'What" because They DIDN'T Hear What Their Wives Said.
The Complete List Of Great dance moves from the 70's.
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The Top Five Shortest Lists.
The Complete List Of Professional wrestlers who are now US Governors.
The Complete List Of Afghan chess masters.
The Complete List Of People who do not use a spell checker.
The Complete List Of Feminists with a sense of humor.
The Complete List Of Rules for training a cat.
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The Top Five Shortest Lists.
The Complete List Of Differences between Reality and Dilbert.
The Complete List Of School teachers and nurses who are in it for the money.
The Complete List Of Rich high school dropouts.
The Complete List Of Activities my wife thinks I should be doing without her.
The Complete List Of Realistic Prices on Necessary Prescriptions.
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The Top Five Shortest Lists.
The Complete List Of Times We Listened to Free Good Advice.
The Complete List Of Preachers who think they are long-winded
The Complete List Of What I need.
The Complete List Of People who can add in hexadecimal.
The Complete List Of People who know why the above list matters.
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The Top Five Longest Lists.
The Complete List Of Reporters who consider themselves experts on the Iraq war.
The Complete List Of Campaign promises never met.
The Complete List Of Unsolicited advice given by Mothers-in-Law.
The Complete List Of Women who like chocolate.
The Complete List Of People who think gas prices are too high.
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The Top Five Longest Lists.
The Complete List Of Addresses on chain letter emails.
The Complete List Of Stuff Bill Gates can buy.
The Complete List Of Hollywood breakups.
The Complete List Of Places where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
The Complete List Of Things I will do when I retire or win the lottery.
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Bangalore
The Top Five Laws.
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to use the bathroom.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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The Top Five Laws.
Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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The Top Five Laws.
Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last, and they are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, drink, or the bathroom and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. Those in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance and beyond. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
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The Top Four Laws.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well and make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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Bangalore
The Top Five Quotes On Decision Making.
* For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. (H L Mencken)
* Every decision you make is a mistake. (Edward Dahlberg)
* Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits. (Robert Louis Stephenson)
* Only one thing is certain - that is, nothing is certain. If this statement is true, it is also false. (Ancient Paradox)
* Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. (Will Rogers)
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The Top Five Quotes On Decision Making.
* There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. (Joseph Addison)
* There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. (Goethe)
* A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)
* Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. (Henry Ford)
* If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. (George Patton)
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The Top Six Quotes On Decision Making.
* Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. (Cullen Hightower)
* Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. (Sun Tzu)
* Planning without action is futile; action without planning is fatal. (Unknown)
* The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand. (Sun Tzu)
* Confidence is what you feel before you comprehend the situation. (Proverb)
* A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. (Mitch Ratliffe)
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Bangalore