The Top Five Signs That You Might Be From New Jersey.
You don't think "What exit do you live off of?" is very funny.
You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.
The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
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Bangalore
The Top Five Signs That You Might Be From New Jersey.
You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
Every year, you had a least one kid in your class named Tony, Joey, or Johnny.
You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.
You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can be no other way.
You were not raised in New Jersey. You were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey, or South Jersey.
Warm Christian Love
Bangalore
The Top Five Signs That You Might Be From New Jersey.
You remember the following stores: Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's (Bam's), and Orbach's.
You've had a Boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries and/or Boardwalk sausage with peppers and onions and a fresh squeezed lemonade.
You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
When you say you're going to Englishtown you mean you're going to the flea market, not the town.
You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or from Texas.
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Bangalore
The Top Five Signs That You Might Be From New Jersey.
You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (Mexico ... York ... Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?)
You pronounce roof & creek: "ruff" & "crick."
You've known the way “down the shore†since you were seven.
You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.
You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery, nor is it all farmland.
Warm Christian Love
Bangalore
The Top Five Signs That You Might Be From New Jersey.
You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.
You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.
You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.
You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?"
You only go to New York City for day trips.
Warm Christian Love
Bangalore
The Top Four Signs That You Might Be From New Jersey.
You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.
You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo to be a sacrilege.
You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.
And finally ....... You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas.
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Bangalore
The Top Five Advertising Terms.
"A number of different approaches are being tried."
(We are still grasping at straws.)
"Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured."
(We are so far behind schedule the customer should be happy
just to get it delivered.)
"Test results were extremely gratifying."
(We were so surprised that the stupid thing worked.)
"The entire concept will have to be abandoned."
(The only person who understood the thing, quit.)
"We'll look into it."
(Forget it! We have enough problems for now.)
Warm Christian Love
Bangalore
AT 5 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS AFTER 4 A.M., ON THE 8TH OF JULY, THIS YEAR, THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE: 04:05:06 07-08-09 THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL THE YEAR 3009!!! (I had a deep feeling that you just needed to know this) :shocked:
:thumbsup: :cheekkiss: :siskiss: :cheer:
AT 5 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS AFTER 4 A.M., ON THE 8TH OF JULY, THIS YEAR, THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE: 04:05:06 07-08-09 THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL THE YEAR 3009!!! (I had a deep feeling that you just needed to know this) :shocked:
:thumbsup: :cheekkiss: :siskiss: :cheer:
Hey, how cool.....although it will happen in 2109, 2209, 2309....you get the idea.
I'm gonna hafta set my clock for that date...I gotta get a picture of it on my clock, LOL!
Top Ten Reasons to Ask Your Boss For A Raise.
10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.
9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.
8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores.
7. You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps.
6. You empty out your piggy bank and then cook the bank and serve it for your Easter ham.
5. All you can think about morning, noon and night is clipping grocery coupons.
4. You file your income taxes and the IRS returns them stamped, "Charity Case -- Return To Sender."
3. You set the world record for mailing $1.00 rebate requests to Young America, Minnesota.
2. You pay all your bills, put your remaining $1 bill into your billfold and it goes into shock.
1. You get arrested for taking the coins out of the fountain in the mall.
Warm Christian Love
Bangalore
AT 5 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS AFTER 4 A.M., ON THE 8TH OF JULY, THIS YEAR, THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE: 04:05:06 07-08-09 THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL THE YEAR 3009!!! (I had a deep feeling that you just needed to know this) :shocked:
:thumbsup: :cheekkiss: :siskiss: :cheer:
Thanks. Once in a lifetime event.
Warm Christian Love
Bangalore
The Top Five Short Lists.
The Complete List Of Conservative reporters employed by the New York Times.
The Complete List Of Politicians who actually care what you think.
The Complete List Of Men who really understand women and what they want.
The Complete List Of Actors/actresses who have a clue about real life.
The Complete List Of Honest attorneys.
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Bangalore
The Top Five Shortest Lists.
The Complete List Of Movies never nominated for ANY award.
The Complete List Of Lottery winners whose fortunes now exceed their winnings.
The Complete List Of Golfers recording accurate non-tournament scores.
The Complete List Of Drivers never exceeding speed limits
The Complete List Of People who checked out the book titled "How to Teach Yourself to Read."
Warm Christian Love
Bangalore
The Top Five Shortest Lists.
The Complete List Of Times that teenagers make their bed.
The Complete List Of Honest used car salesmen.
The Complete List Of Arguments a man can win with his wife.
The Complete List Of Times Attorney's Listened to Your Answers.
The Complete List Of Offices that have gone 'paperless'.
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Bangalore
The Top Five Shortest Lists.
The Complete List Of Diet foods that taste good.
The Complete List Of 'Spam' emails that are appreciated.
The Complete List Of Excuses made by husbands and accepted by wives.
The Complete List Of Facts in advertisements.
The Complete List Of French war heroes since 1935.
Warm Christian Love
Bangalore