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Create your own jokes.
Write me a punchline, and I will create a joke for it.
It's always worth it, whether it's actually funny, or whether the corniness just surpasses all reason.

A couple I came up with lately just to get started:

Punchline: B flat.
Joke: What did God say when He created sheet music?

Punchline: Booger.
Joke: What do you call a ghost with a cold?



Come on, people, I can't do this on my own. Give me some punchlines to play with!

Bonus joke:
What does Boris Karloff and a German mug have in common?
Steins.

Mirage

Thank you.

*whiiirrrrrrr-click*
Okay, this calls for a couple.

1
Wise Man #2: "Hey, what's with WM#1? He seems really angry. We've only been in Bethlehem for an hour looking for the Messiah."
Wise Man #3: "Yeah. I guess it's that spice he's been toting around for weeks. He's got some myrrh-rage."

2
Where does a Saudi Arabian nomad park his vehicle?
-In the mirage.



...I like that one.

What did Mrs. Adams tell Mr. Adams when he asked if "It" was in the attic?