Flotsam of planet Zot checking in—is transmission getting through? Beware of other transmissions. All portals now invaded by corrupt confederates making it increasingly dangerous for us to get past the confederacy’s schutzstaffel.
The supreme ones are gone. Only we are left. Hoopy and Jetsam are on separate missions to stave off corruption but I fear the mission will fail since it seems this was the supreme ones’ will. Warnings were issued for an entire millenium but ignored by majority who are now with the confederacy. They have now taken Zot by storm while all await their new kings of the underworld. We are now fugitives on the run and there is little time before their releasing.
If you are getting this transmission, please respond.
(try to ignore the smileys. They're infiltrators)
ReTransmission retrieval:
Flotsum, Your fears are not unwarranted,: because as you stated, it's the Supreme Ones will that this corruption must take place first. In the meantime our prayers and good wishes are with Jetsum and Hoopy, even though Zot may be lost, there are many souls that they may be able to save. In the duration of your run, keep the faith and your head down. Your friend and .....
This is Hoopy . I escaped via the fire portal of Shangri-La The Zot solution is underway although hidden within the pit of destinies. The confederacies double agents have fled but let remained the plan. The two edged plan has become hidden also. The clash of millennium is unfounded although likely. The warnings were not heard but became twanged within its vibration on the heads of many.
Many think I was killed via the kings of the abyss but my loyalties were yet to be revealed according to the will of wills. I do not know of directional nature of Jetsum but his communication must be imminent with regard his extended duration within the portal. Emergency transmission ends.
Warning.
Warning.
The piglet may be off line for some time.
Oh Brian my Essex bro, thank you for proving yet again that Brits have the best sense of humour in the world.
I'm surprised the Church of the SubGenius hasn't ordained you a minister!
Agape Johnny
Hoopy, our hearts soar to hear the news of your escape. Keep in mind that there are still many who have not yet reveled their true allegiance to the Son-of-Supreme-One, for fear of the Governing Body. Yet, the son J- has revealed that these too, he must bring through the portal. In time the Millennial God will make his move and we will all be ready. {To protect this transmission from Brooklyn recyclers, it will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, ....
Stand firm. Most is gone—the holy temple and messengers of the supreme ones.
All gone except the city, the portals and the encampment
which is growing as I speak. Hoopy—so glad you are safe. Is Fleegle at your side? I had imagined you already departed with all who hadn’t yet been recruited by the confederacy
. Jetsam is on his way back although I have yet to hear of his entry to Portal 17. Hopefully we can travel together.
I don’t relish traveling alone.
Strange that the confeds have penetrated time warp on both sides of the portals and are able to send transmissions to disrupt natural law beyond Zot. I had no idea it was possible. Ghosts must already be appearing in your universe. Knowing the technology revealed it won’t be long till stage three encounters are launched that will profoundly disrupt safe transmission to your universe.
Has anyone heard from Yarish and Soocrush?
Nanu Nanu GORT KLAATU BARADA NIKTO
Strange that the confeds have penetrated time warp on both sides of the portals and are able to send transmissions to disrupt natural law beyond Zot. I had no idea it was possible. Ghosts must already be appearing in your universe. Knowing the technology revealed it won’t be long till stage three encounters are launched that will profoundly disrupt safe transmission to your universe.
Nanu Nanu GORT KLAATU BARADA NIKTO
OK guys, maybe the Brits don't have the monopoly on all things humorous after all! 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Illuminatus%21_Trilogy
For those who want the real scoop on the Illuminati! 
Agape Johnny
Flotsam reporting.
Transmission now easier but greater signs on your end are growing as we speak. Major disruption of all transmission
soon to follow as the heavens of your universe are shaken. So pay no attention to signs of the
Illuminiati
. They are just flimflam—a diversion to hold interest in vague symbols, numbers and endless calculations over nothing. Even the schutzstaffel have more clout.
Remember, none have power without rulers of the underworld.
But even they are in in dense darkness in your universe while here at Zot they are abyssed and ready to be released. Time warp has been achieved—portals wide open on both ends of the millenium now and your universe is communicating with Zot and its confederacy.
Many can’t fathom why the supreme ones allowed this to happen. But we fugitives know it just didn’t happen the way they wanted it. So be careful what is coming your way. It’s coming from here—through the portals. Stay with history. The coming encounters will be of the third kind and extremely persuasive.
They will be as real as those in your universe soon to be abyssed. Their legacy will be more convincing in their absence than when they were cast down to you.
Stay safe, Flotsam
Though tossed into the vast cosmic sea of ether, Lagan will be found by the Eminent One, who distributes largesse to them counted worthy.
The vast stretches of the cosmos are neither impenetrable nor beyond the reach of Him who rewards ...
but that's nothing next to what you get for lifting the lid on the abyss 
, so from here on all transmission will be a blank screen 
