09-08-2007, 10:45 AM
10-08-2007, 11:28 AM
That's too cute, and just like a cat 
That actually reminded me of something I was sent a few years back:
DOG DIARY:
8:00 am- Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am- A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am- A walk iun the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am- Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm- Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm- Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favoirtie thing!
7:00 pm- Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm- Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm- Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on freash meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dried nuggets.
although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,
I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
i had hoped this would strike fear in their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am...
Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noise and smell the food.
I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of " allergies".
I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in the attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
I must try this again tomorrow- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog recieves special privileges.
He is regularly released- and seems to be more than willing to return.
He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant.
I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.
I am certain he reports my every move.
My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
... for now
That actually reminded me of something I was sent a few years back:
DOG DIARY:
8:00 am- Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am- A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am- A walk iun the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am- Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm- Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm- Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favoirtie thing!
7:00 pm- Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm- Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm- Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on freash meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dried nuggets.
although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,
I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
i had hoped this would strike fear in their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am...
Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noise and smell the food.
I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of " allergies".
I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in the attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
I must try this again tomorrow- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog recieves special privileges.
He is regularly released- and seems to be more than willing to return.
He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant.
I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.
I am certain he reports my every move.
My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
... for now
10-18-2007, 10:51 AM
Hilarious!!
It's funny I was about to start a thread about my cat. He seems to be possessed or something.
He looks just like the one in the video. He everything depicted in the video except drink from the toilet. He also torments the dog.
We had an incident when he fell in the bathtub. He loves to watch the water ripple everytime you move. Well, he lost his footing (pawing?) and fell in. Ever been naked with a distraught kitty clawing to get out of the water? If you haven't, it's an adventure you won't soon forget. Now he'll sit over on the sink while I take a bath.
His name is Max. We call him "Mad Max". He is hours of entertainment!
Dog and Cat diaries were a riot.
It's funny I was about to start a thread about my cat. He seems to be possessed or something.
He looks just like the one in the video. He everything depicted in the video except drink from the toilet. He also torments the dog.
We had an incident when he fell in the bathtub. He loves to watch the water ripple everytime you move. Well, he lost his footing (pawing?) and fell in. Ever been naked with a distraught kitty clawing to get out of the water? If you haven't, it's an adventure you won't soon forget. Now he'll sit over on the sink while I take a bath.
His name is Max. We call him "Mad Max". He is hours of entertainment!
Dog and Cat diaries were a riot.
10-19-2007, 09:49 AM
serafina Wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
This brightened my day, so I thought I would share it.
This brightened my day, so I thought I would share it.
Hey now Sparta kitty! Hilarius indeed! And mega cute - both of them 
. I'll be humming this catching tune for a while I imagine.
Thanks serafina!
10-26-2007, 03:57 PM